New Lumpy Order
How do I tell my gf about my waifu? I only masterbate to 2d girls. Is this cheating?
Anonymous

velozity:

yes it is why the fuck would you cheat on your waifu like that

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scoutkun:

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go fuck yourself

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

deckitout:

emifail:

this is literally how we play dnd

this isn’t even a joke

ghostly-times:

WHY
jodyrobots:

assgod:

stop these
there are people who will probably do this now

if youre dumb enough to eat a pinecone because tumblr said so, im thinking you deserve to

jodyrobots:

assgod:

stop these

there are people who will probably do this now

if youre dumb enough to eat a pinecone because tumblr said so, im thinking you deserve to

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

gatoradehorse:

Drag it to see a spooky halloween surprise!

gatoradehorse:

Drag it to see a spooky halloween surprise!

demengineerz:

fiztheancient:

restinpeaches:

coalgirls:

dsp is a national treasure

amazing

holy shit